r2-she2:

i-used-to-be-sit-on-my-face:

I have honestly never met anyone who sincerely wants the baby. Nobody WANTS to go out of their way to spend money because you got a plastic baby

^I have to agree. I don’t know, maybe when I was a kid I wanted it because my mom was buying the next king cake anyway. Usually I just throw the baby out of the way and devour the entire king cake and then am super happy.

What they said. Also choking on a plastic baby is never fun..

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